Showing posts with label clean joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label clean joke. Show all posts

Monday, May 4, 2009

ReMaiNs wiLL Be CReMaTEd

At a funeral...

Tatay: Tara na, Nonoy.
Alis na tayo!

Nonoy: Kararating pa
lang natin a!

Tatay: Naku mahirap
nang maiwan dito.
Basahin mo o:
'REMAINS WILL BE CREMATED.'


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Tuesday, April 7, 2009

THINK POSITIVE

doc: iho, bakit mo naman sinapak ung lalaki kanina?

Boy: e doc, nakita niya na ninenerbyos ako sa resulta ng AIDS test!
tapos sasabihin pa niya... THINK POSITIVE