Showing posts with label laughter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label laughter. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 7, 2014

the same ^_^


Sunday, February 9, 2014

Palm Lines

Never Believe that the lines on your palms predict your future...

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Running the Race with God 5

If anyone desires to come after me, let him deny himself, take up his cross and follow Me. (Matt. 16:24)


Your "cross" is God's will for you regardless of the cost. Taking up your cross is a choice and it's not beyond your control. There's no Christianity without a cross.

Monday, May 4, 2009

ReMaiNs wiLL Be CReMaTEd

At a funeral...

Tatay: Tara na, Nonoy.
Alis na tayo!

Nonoy: Kararating pa
lang natin a!

Tatay: Naku mahirap
nang maiwan dito.
Basahin mo o:
'REMAINS WILL BE CREMATED.'


:)

:)

:)

Sunday, April 12, 2009

HE SAVES

(Message from the SMS)

Jesus and Satan competed on the computer.
They started typing.
They did every known job, reports, emails, SMS, attachments
and downloads.

But before the time was up,
lightning
thunder
rain
and blackout came!

Satan cursed.

Jesus just sighed.

When electricity was back,
Satan lost every single thing he had done.

But Jesus started printing all his files.

Satan shouted,
"YOU CHEATED!"

Jesus just smiled.

Coz he did what He always do...

HE SAVES!



Hop u njoyd dis msg...

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

THINK POSITIVE

doc: iho, bakit mo naman sinapak ung lalaki kanina?

Boy: e doc, nakita niya na ninenerbyos ako sa resulta ng AIDS test!
tapos sasabihin pa niya... THINK POSITIVE